Vietnam railways – HCMC to Da Nang, Vietnam

Vietnam Railways – HCMC to Da Nang was a 17-hour trip!

We started at the downtown station at 6 AM and worked our way South, traversing the Oceanside and rice field, arriving in Da Nang at 11 PM.  It was neat to see the Countryside through a window, most of the trip. 

It would have been about the same price to fly with an advanced ticket, but I’m glad I did this trip once. It also gave me a pretty good idea of what it will be like using my Europass.  

I put together the below trip, but thinking about it for 17 hours may change the aggressive but inexpensive plan:

If I do stick with the plan, I will make shorter trips. I initially thought I would see the countryside via train which still may be the case in Switzerland and colder countries in the Northern part of the map.  I have ten legs for 60 days available to use so trying to get the biggest bang for the buck was going far but that thought process will not work for me again.

Here are some more videos from the train trip:

There were plenty of rice farms.  It was amazing to see how each farmer had their land set up.  Water sources and flags were indicating the readiness of each separate patch of land. 

A lot of the trip was along the Oceanside which was neat to see.  Most locals were out there fishing.

I was in car three of over twenty cars on the train.  Being it was New Year’s holiday, the train was relatively full.  We probably made 10-12 stops along the way, picking up and dropping off passengers as well, but it appears most of us were there for the full 17-hour trip. I also booked a one-way trip as I was unsure how long I was going to stay in Da Nang and then Nha Trang on the way home.

I just checked the tickets, and there is an 80% surcharge on the tickets due to the holiday!

How about that BS?  The actual train ticket is 16% or $8.39 of the entire $52.42 cost of the ticket without fees.  That is only my halfway point home, too, so another $50+ to get back, which is more expensive than flying!

The overall shitty experience gave me no hesitation to cancel my Euro-rail pass this morning:

I knew there was a chance I would need to cancel so I bought the $8 cancellation insurance. I am sad that I will not see that part of the world via train but thankfully it was the only money lost.  Ultimately, it sounded like a great idea and the price was phenomenal price for a ten-day pass.  

I can still hit some of the cities with my Wizz Air all-you-can-fly pass as detailed in this blog.

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Vung Tau, Vietnam – Ferry roadtrip!!

I have been itching to get out of the big city of Saigon for a few days. The problem is that it is New Year’s week, and everything is super busy and crowded. 

No problem, I found a way as always seem to when traveling and took a fun two-hour ferry ride.

I booked a ferry ride from the main terminal in HCMC down the Saigon River and then east to Vung Tau:

I am not sure what to expect so I booked a one-way ferry to see if I like the new location.

 

My original Airbnb in HCMC is booked until February 11th, so I packed a light bag and, off I went on January 26th, 2025. The beach looks great, and there are tons of “white tourists” here, so I might be on to something.

I found an inexpensive Airbnb with a rooftop pool for $17 a night:

I noticed a lot of Lunar New Year displays in HCMC, but Vung Tao goes all in, as it was incredible to see.  I have attached a hyperlink and summary below:

Chinese New Year 2025 is also called Spring Festival or the Chinese Lunar New Year. In Mandarin, it’s called Guonian or Chunjie. 2025 is the Year of the Snake.

Chunjie starts on Wednesday, January 29th, and goes on until the Lantern Festival on February 12th. It’s also the first Spring Festival after it was successfully added to the cultural heritage list. People in China get an 8-day holiday for the Chinese New Year 2025.

During this holiday, they gather with their families and watch the wonderful Spring Festival Gala while enjoying a delicious reunion dinner. A series of celebrations will continue until the 15th day of the lunar calendar, the Lantern Festival.”

I hope the below pictures and video do it justice, as a lot of hard work and passion go into all of these displays.

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Hammock camping! St Croix BVI

This is a blog for the ages! I went to beautiful St. Croix and hammock camped during a tropical storm!!  It was Wednesday, October 4th, 2023, and it started great! – LOL!

It was my first flight on my Frontier Airlines AYCF pass was one of the biggest and possibly dumbest adventures yet. I would probably need to do something dumb on purpose to beat this on., Stay tuned! 👌

I have traveled with my hammock many places, as it is compact, and I just need two trees to be comfy. This trip was no different, I packed my hammock, rain fly, and basic camping essentials.

I had all the base camp basics covered, running water, a flushable toilet, a beer fridge, and set up in a perfect spot! It was going to be an amazing few days exploring the islands.

Everything was perfect, but I was advised to set up camp quickly as they predicted rain. I honestly could have used a bit more of a warning, but I think I was going to be the entertainment for the evening.

This is what they call a Tropical storm in the islands which is less than an actual hurricane.  I was buckled in and ready for a little rain.

After the first night, it turned from the worst experience to the best experience.  If I had used proper tent pegs the first night, it would have worked out. I would not have been soaked and cold with my rain fly sounding like a flag on a windy day. I had such a peaceful sleep listening to the sounds of the forest with a light breeze from my ceiling fan. 

Lesson learned for next time, as I am going to hammock camp again on the island.

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Riding the chicken bus! Guatemala!!

I have always heard the term “Chicken bus,” but I never really understood it until I visited Guatemala!

It does not take a big imagination to understand the term, as almost everyone uses the chicken bus as their main source of transportation within Guatemala. If you ever wondered what happened to the school bus you took as a kid, there is a good chance it ended there.

I visited Guatemala twice (San Jose and Antigua) on my Volaris All-you-can-fly pass (AYCF). There are direct flights from Los Angeles, and the same plane ends up in San Jose, Costa Rica, so I took advantage of that, too. The flight is about 60 dollars with the AYCF pass, and you can find an Airbnb in both cities for around $20-$30 a night. 

If you can stay a month, you can find rent for about $600 a month for a simple, clean stay.

My first experience riding the chicken bus was from the capital of San Jose to the amazing city of Antigua.

It was a great way to start the crazy mode of transportation as the road was relatively straight with no cliffs, LOL. Although, nothing would prepare me for the trip to Lake Atitlan was a start.

Lake Atitlan is the deepest lake in Central America, and a three-chicken bus transfer from Antigua. I am not joking when I say that I was chicken shit scared! These bus drivers are insane and swear that everyone on the bus was hanging on for dear life as we traversed the road with cliffs on both sides.

Did I mention that these buses may still have the same tires they did went we took them to school?

I plan to write blogs on each of the cities visited in Guatemala. I wanted to start with the Chicken Bus first as it sets up how awesome of an adventure it is to visit.

I remember vividly asking this guy if they checked the brakes!

Panglao Island – The Philipines

I took a five-week trip to the Philippines at the end of 2024. I rented a a condo in Cebu City for the entire time and made several road trips to neighboring islands including the beautiful island of Panglao.

The trip included a two-hour ferry ride from Cebu City to the port of Tagbilaran, a bus ride and then a short tuk tuk ride to the beach. This was an amazing stop and one of my favorites on my trip. You could say I was relaxed!

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A massage a day! HCMC, Vietnam!!

Health is a major driver in the Asian lifestyle! Anytime I head to the gym anywhere in North America, I see Asians in the sauna and hot tub taking care of their bodies. Their habits are a very good reason they tend to live a longer life, as shown in the below graph of the longest-living by Country:

They are the top three, while the life expectancy is ahead of North Americans by five years:

Each time I have visited Asia (Taiwan, Thailand, Philippines, and now Vietnam) there are many spas. Since the cost is pennies on the dollar, I treat myself to a treatment a few times a week, minimum.

My first week:

USD 12 full body massage,

UUSD 2045-minute shoulder massage, mineral bath, sauna, and cold plunge.

USUSD 35houlder massage with fish footbath, one-hour facial, and 30-minute eye treatment for baggy eyes.

USDUSD 12r for a haircut, hot shave, and ten-minute relaxing shampoo, and loved his TIP!

USD 5 for a hot shave every few days with the same crew, too!

Each experience has been fantastic and well worth the money each time. Most are down an alley with someone advertising at the entrance with the prices and promotions:

Imagine a lifestyle where you can afford to get hundreds of dollars of massages a week for pennies on the dollar!  If you went with a basic $12 massage, you could even get one every day of the week for $84.

That is the price of one massage in North America unless you’re the guy below traveling the world living his dreams! 🤓

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Good morning, Vietnam!

Good morning, Vietnam!

Good morning, Vietnam was made by one of my favorite actors and released in 1987 which would have made me 15 years old at the time. Each time I visit I new Country, I look back at things that happened earlier to my life.  

I saw the movie at Londonderry Theatres, which was the neighborhood mall growing up. I wouldn’t have dreamed that I would someday visit Saigon. The funny part is that I thought MASH was also filmed in Vietnam, and thankfully, I was corrected before I wrote a blog on MASH instead of GMV.

I visited the Vietnam War Remnants Museum in Saigon, which was heartbreaking.

The torture the Vietnamese people endured was horrible to witness for me:

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Made in Vietnam! That is a good thing!!

I arrived in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, on January 14, 2025. I knew street food would be great, but I never imagined it would be better than Thailand. I wrote a blog on street food here

HINT: Vietnamese food is now at the top of the list! Bahn Mi, Pho, spring rolls with peanut sauce all ~$3 each!! 😋🤑

I also knew that most apparel and shoes are made in Vietnam, too! How is that for a shopping win-win!!

Admittedly, I am not a big shopper. I try to keep it simple when traveling, as I do not pay for bags. The problem becomes when items are so cheap that they are almost disposable (setting up a Crocs joke here).

District 1 in HCMC has the Bein Than market and many other pop-up stores selling knock-off brands. I know, you get what you pay for, but this stuff was worth it, even if some of it does not make it home.

I always said that I would never buy a pair of Crocs, but I do not recall saying that I would not buy TWO pairs of Crocs. 🤓 

I am going to take so much shit for this but honestly, I do not care as they were $10 bucks each. I also bought a couple of shoulder travel bags that were $10 each also making it a total of $40 for all four items. 

I also bought a Nike jacket made of the same wicking material as the authentic one.  I knew it was a knockoff as the sizing is off on Asia products, but again, it was $1,2, so what the hell:

You cannot even buy one of those items in North America for the total price of all five, screw it!

Here are some YouTube Videos of the famous Ben Thanh market:

The market outside Ben Thanh is better IMO and where I bought my items.  There are so many other knockoff items that we overpay for in North America.  These knockoffs items in some cases are made in the same factories and you cannot tell the difference and even go as far as to use the same tags:

I was wearing my $50 USD “Osprey Daylite” sling shoulder bag that has thousands of miles on it and did a side-by-side comparison. 

The original is definitely made better and that is the reason it is guaranteed for life with the “Almighty guarantee“. I do not know of many other brands that stand behind their products forever so that makes sense.  

The North Face, Patagonia, Nike and Crocs appeared to be authentic without a negative person’s overview.

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Ho Chi Mihn City! Organized mayhem!!

I have been to a few Countries in Asia (Taiwan, Thailand, Philippines, and now Vietnam), and the general mode of transportation is a scooter. I am blown away by the traffic flow each time, and I always explain it as ants marching.

Everyone gives way to the other, all while getting to their destination.  This makes crossing a road an adventure, as you can see in the video below.

This was my Airbnb neighborhood that I walked every day.  I loved getting friendly waves from familiar faces as it made me feel part of the neighborhood hood which is my goal with slow traveling.

I had my coffee shop, barber, and favorite restaurants that welcomed me during my month-long stay.

This is an amazing temple in my neighborhood that I would often walk through.  Once I noticed this that I always face the camera the way I am looking.  I am unsure if that is good or bad, but you can tell where my focus is as I walk.

I tried not to catch the lady praying, but she did ask for my number once done.  

Dreams can come true!  Jokes, I got ’em!! 😁

If you took the time to watch any of the videos, you would notice that almost everyone smiles and says hello to me.  That is the first thing I notice in a new Country, so I know how much I can use my charming personality to have more fun. 

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Rocky Point, Mexico – Foodie!!

Did I mention that I have rented here since June 2017 for $USD 150 a month 🤑

It is not fancy, but I always have a fun and inexpensive trip, and I blogged about my pad here: 

Here is a clip Facebook put together that includes my first trip to Rocky Point in 2017 until January 2024!

I am going to try to keep adding to this post with inexpensive and home cooked meals around town.

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Hawaii ~$99 one-way? Yes please!

I have also flown to Hawaii for as cheap as $5.60 using my FREE points from my Hawaiian Airlines credit card.

Once you sign up, there is no minimum purchase to get 70K miles. I have seen one-way flights as low as 12,500 points, but you can expect to pay $17,50,0, which is four FREE one-way trips. Apply here:

PRO TIP – I normally pay to fly home as it can be 25,000 to 35,000 points to get home which is how they get you. Flying back to the west coast is normally under $200 USD so check that before booking.

Canadian PRO TIP – fly to LA, Vegas, Seattle or San Deigo and grab a $99 flight from there. Flair to Vegas is normally the cheapest and can be had under $100 CDN.

Bags – you do not need to check a b, ag as prices he Costco are the same, more or less. You can even get a $1.50 hot dog on the Islands when you grab a few things. I also use compression packs so you can get a shit ton of things (NO LIQUIDS) in your FREE personal and or FREE carryon bag.

OK – back to the post for today, seat sales to Hawaii, which happen all the time. Once one airline has a sale, the rest of them will match it. Sign up for Hawaiian Airlines text/email deals, or follow Clark Howard to give you a heads up.

Here are some of the latest flights on sale that I was emailed today, 01/07/24:

Prices can obviously change anytime so keep an eye out for the notification. Keep in mind that you can book a flight and cancel any time before 24 hours to hold the price. CHECK WITH AIRLINE FIRST!

Depending on the island, prices can vary for hotels, Airbnb, or hostels, depending on how you roll. You can check on my Kona, HI, and Fishing post, Honolulu post, or Kona post, as they will help you find a place to stay if you want something budget-friendly. I pay ~$35 a night on all islands, single occupancy!

You can also send me a WhatsApp or Gmail from the home screen, and I can help look.

Aloha

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If you’re thinking, where do I stay when I get there, NorthAmericanDarell, I have you covered!

This is the single occupancy Airbnb I have stayed in three times in Honolulu, as blogged here:  If you need double occupancy, there are other rooms available in the same house.  If you would rather spend $300-$500 a night or $7000 for a package, I can 100% understand. I am only here to save you money does not bankrupt you like travel agents.

I have also blogged about Kona, Hawaii here which was a bit of a shit show but still a good read on how not to Airbnb. Kona is still my favorite island by far, and you can go fishing for $100 a day with my buddies Captain Tom and first mate Sue.

Imagine catching a 300+ blue marlin, reeling for an hour while watching it jump during the fight! 

It was a fishing dream come true, and I even took part in smoking my catch with an amazing crew!

 

Adda boy!  

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Montevideo, Uruguay

I avoid using “eclectic” because it sounds similar to “expensive,” but you can see by the video what I mean!

There is no other way to describe my Airbnb experience in Montevideo, Uruguay. It was the most amazing Airbnb I have ever stayed in, and it was $35 a night. The owners are lawyers from Argentina, and they put all of their love of travel, music, antiques, and heart into this stay.

It even had a record player in each room! Three of the four pictures are in the lobby when you walk up the stairs. From the lobby, you can access four different rooms by small ladders to slightly different floors.

Music is played during the day, and there is a couch to look at the wall antiques. My room, pictured ow, was directly across from the wall unit of antiques, so I often left my door open looking at them.

The bed and desk were in the loft area with about ten steps, and it felt like a different room.

Montevideo is a rather small town, and the Airbnb was right down from the walking street in one direction and the ocean in the other direction, with the best view to top things off. They use a fancy filter, but I can promise you that the view was amazing from my room in every single direction.

OK, I will settle my eclectic ass down and tell you about getting there and the travel is half of the adventure. I grabbed an Uber from my Airbnb in BA to the ferry terminal. Once arriving, I bought a one-way ticket as I was unsure how long I would stay.

I need to take the ferry to Colonia and then a bus ride totaling five hours to get to Montevideo.

I only spent two nights in Uruguay to get a feel for the landscape. Beautiful, but nothing made it stand out to me.  The food was basic and on the expensive side, and it is so small that I have no reason to go back. Here are a few pictures of the architecture:

As I said, I only stayed two nights, and here are my two dinners, which were borderline gross.  I could count on McDonald’s for breakfast, and I even had lunch there once, too, due to my dinner experience:

The meal on the left was a cheese-covered sandwich with probably two pounds of cheese, and I couldn’t even chase it down with a beer.

The middle was $65, and it was not cooked at all so left it and called my credit card company as that is bullshit!

If you’re from Uruguay, I apologize; the world can see the passion of the people from their football team and their fans! 

It just didn’t do anything for me other than the awesome Airbnb where I spent most of my time relaxing counting down the hours to leave. 

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Mira Flores, Peru – cliff side pad!

When I bought my Volaris AYCF pass, the first thing I noticed was that I could get to Lima, Peru for under $100 USD. That is exactly why I went twice in the first six months of buying the pass!

The first time I went, I stayed in downtown Lima which is not recommended. It is very crowded and am told that is not that safe at night. 

The second time was a charm, I found an amazing Airbnb with a cliff side ocean view in Mira Flores which was incredible. These were my morning view for less than $20 a night or $480 a month on a long-term stay!

The warm ocean breeze and the sound of people running, riding their bikes, and walking their dogs 24 hours a day is a very safe location. My Airbnb hosts were so amazing. I had food poisoning from an earlier visit to Costa Rica. They ran to the pharmacy and put up with my horrendous symptoms for two days. I plan to visit again as I have their WhatsApp contacts for a cash deal!!

I was able to wake-up, up and go directly across the street for miles of walking paths to get my 10K steps in every day once I felt better. I could walk in either direction for miles and the view was stunning.

             

Evening⬆️ Time-lapse pictures of the alongside the walking path in front of my Airbnb. Morning⬇️

One thing I did not know is that Paddington Bear was actually from Lima, Peru! I loved that story as a kid!

“A Bear Called Paddington is a story about a young Peruvian bear who travels to London in search of a home. He finds himself lost and alone at Paddington Station but is eventually taken in by the kind Brown family. The story follows Paddington’s adventures in London and how he changes the lives of the Brown family”.

The historic area of Lima is amazing!

 

The cost of living in Lima is also very reasonable for a large city.  It has everything you need for your North American fix like TGIF and Chillis at half the cost.  The Peruvian ceviche, coffee and local beer is the best you will find anywhere in the world.

The cost of most things are 50-75% off North American prices:

$2-3 Daily coffee and treat with a cliff side view.

$2 Weekly laundry washed and folded. 

$20 Any meal on the TGIF or Chillis menu with two beers.

$30 ninety-minute massage, I would get two a week.

There was a mall with all stores you would find around the world. The prices were not much cheaper at the mall as the items came from the same factories.

In closing, Mira Flores is an affordable place that you can enjoy low cost, great weather and outdoor activities and festivals. The thousands of active locals can enjoy dirt bike track, skate park, Volleyball/basketball courts, parasailing and miles of paths.

 

After writing this blog post, I am reminded me that I could easily live in Mira Flores, Peru!

It has everything that I love about travel: inexpensive, great weather and walkable:

(I never thought I would ever use an accidental pictures of my feet)! 😁

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Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

I have been going to Mexico since my teens, and my favorite place in the country always changes.

Hilarious story to start!  The first time I went to PV, I figured out that the romantic zone meals gay zone, whoops! 

I knew I f#cked up when there was a flag on the door. The homo that checked me in was rude AF which is why I labeled him a homo! I asked if it was ok for a straight dude to stay the night. He never gave me a pillow or blanket, which did not matter as I could not sleep knowing broke Back Mountain was in the building.

(There is nothing wrong with being ga; there is something wrong with me having to change myself for your gayness.)

 

I have since stayed at the below Airbnb’s in the Bay of Banderas:

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I got and gave only one star at the below place:

Amazing View, close to the beach and boardwalk – Apartments for Rent in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexico – Airbnb

I specifically asked for an early check-in as I was taking the red-eye.  He said, no problemo, well, there was a big problem as the room was not clean.  I asked what happened and he said things changed and to go hang out at the pool. I may or may not have topped the shelf of the place, LOL.  I would not do that but he deserved it 100%!!

Here are a couple of great hostels in Centro PV, and Uncle Gueilleromos and both were boomer-friendly, LOL. 

I went to PV 4-5 times in a row on my Southwest (SWA) Airlines credit card for free using points. I have played the travel credit card game for most of my life and couldn’t tell you how many cards I have opened/closed/opened/closed …

Yeah, it can affect your credit score but rarely miss payments, and am hovering around 750+ so no problem. Currently, I carry my Frontier, SWA, and Hawaiian credit cards. I have previously held Spirit(3X), AA(2X), and Delta, revolving every couple of years to take advantage of free offers.

As part of SWA, you can save money by going to COSTCO and buying their $500 SWA gift cards for $430. At one point, I bought $2000 worth of cards to meet my SWA credit card minimum spend to get the bonus miles. I have a shit ton of rapid reward points and SWA credit but rarely fly SWA these days. I always have a backup travel plan for my backup travel plans, so SWA is there when I need them at a massive discount or for free.  

The Costco deal happens several times a year, so get your credit card and wait for the sale, and BOOM, tons of cheap travel. 

“You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… free flight skills are here at NAD! LOL

OK – back to PV, focus Darrell …

I would land in PV and grab the local bus to either downtown PV Malecon or Nuevo Vallarta where Kenny the dickhead lives. He and his sidekick Dana drive me ape shit but deep down I am sure they are not dickheads. 

Centro has been my favorite as there is everything you need within walking distance,

Hurricanes can be a problem in PV and landed the week after a terrible hurricane in 2021. It was horrible to see the destruction, and a notable story was a woman getting swept away in her car.  They were looking for her when I was there, and never did find her horrible body.  

GH – such a downer, sorry!  It is always safe bets are at The AZ Devils bar (left) and Margarits bar (right)

A couple more not pictured: Los Muertos brewery and Monzons for the best beer and slice lunch special.

Just to lighten things up, the first time I got my nose and ear hair waxed was in PV for $3.  Honestly, something was lost in translation as it was an “upgrade” after a haircut and hot shave, LOL.  I have since done it a few more times, knowing what to expect.  What a shit show but had everyone entertained!  You’re welcome for the laugh! 🤓

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Rocky Point – Monday morning coffee

Monday’s suck, always have, and always will!

My biggest worry on Monday these days is watching the NYSE, hoping it does not crater. Once past that point, I normally start my Monday by getting a coffee and breakfast sandwich at Coffee Point at Las Palomas Golf Club and Resort.

This is by far the nicest condo complex in Rocky Point, making sense as it is five-star.

It has three pools for each phase and, more importantly, three swim-up bars with magnificent ocean views. I have my clubs here in Rocky Point but have yet to swing them at the course, even though there are weekly events, including scrambles, which are perfect for my shaky golf game. There is also another nice course at Isla Del Mar here, so I need to get my ass in gear and swing away.

I would be lying if I did not mention that I stayed for a margarita or five after coffee if I was still there in the afternoon. They have been known to say to me, it is afternoon, Amigo, do you want a margarita. If the market is green, I say and if the market is red, I leave – simple.

Here is a walking tour of two of the phases, including the newest phase on the top right that is just finishing.

Las Palomas even has an amazing golf course!

If golf were more like hockey, I would play more, as you can drop the guy next to you for chirping your game!

Edmonton Oilers eliminating Las Vegas in the 2025 playoffs!

Goodnight Las Vegas!! 

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Varna, Bulgaria – The black sea!

My first flight on my Wizz all-you-can-fly pass was from London, Gatwick to Varna, Bulgaria.

I had bought the pass months prior, and this was a test trip to see how it worked, and I couldn’t have been happier. I was able to fly standby to anywhere I wanted, for the most part, even though it was a short ten-day trip. I have been able to use it five times, which has paid for itself already. I paid 499 Euros, which was approximately USD 550. I flew my Phoenix to Los Angeles to catch my Norse Airways flight from London Gatwick. I have found many deals over my lifetime, but the Norse Airline flight was one of the best deals.

I found a one-way flight for USD 109, which is still unbelievable as I type this right now.

PRO TIP: Always check one-on-one trips as they are often cheaper than round-trip, as I blogged here:

Once I landed and cleared Customs, I went straight to the Wizz app to see what was available, le knowing the Varna flight left a few hours after I landed, having done prior research. Boom, the first flight was booked, and I was off to the ticket counter to better understand the baggage rules.

PRO TIP: Use compression bags to fill your free personal item bag as you can squeeze tons in them.

I waited in line for an hour, and I was starting to get worried. Once I got to the counter, the agent advised that I did not check in online for my flight, and it would not cost USD 65. I f#cking paid 10 Euro or USD 120 for my flight so I was pissed. Lesson learned: Discount airlines will always try to nickel and dime. I got my boarding pass, and I was off to my gate with plenty of time.

My first Wizz all you can fly flight went off without a hitch after screwing myself not checking in online.  If you want to know more about the Wizz pass, you can check or my blog here.

Once I arrived in Varna, I got the familiar feeling that I was back in the Ukraine.  It has been over 20 years, but Eastern Europe is not as developed. The language felt familiar even though I failed Ukrainian 10 in high school, LOL!

Being Ukranian, the prices were right up may alley too!  I paid under $5 for some awesome cabbage soup with a roll and drink.  The buses and Ubers were also very inexpensive to tour the city.

I realize that taking pictures inside a Church may not be cool with some people but, I asked first.

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Rocky Point casita (small studio)

I have been renting a small room in Rocky Point (Puerto Penasco) for almost seven years. Time flies when I cannot remember half the shit I do when I’m here, LOL.

I stayed here for the first time as an Airbnb on June 24th, 2017, and never left. I talked to the amazing owners, asking them if I could rent monthly, and never looked back. I am paying less monthly than my HOA in Arizona, so it does not bother me that I am not here a lot. 

Mi Mexican Familia Fortunado (El Jefe) and Lupe!! 🙌 🙌

   

Lupe is posing with her delicious Pazole soup she made for her guests during the Rocky Point rally; I posted details here:

El Jefe (The boss in Spanish) poses with a picture they used to use in the advertising credits at the Movies in Phoenix.  I call him El Jefe, as he is the boss man for Airbnb, as he and Lupe run a tight ship.

 

Just like life, my visits to Rocky Point have evolved over the years. I was working five days a week when I first started renting, hoping to make it up once a month. Within a couple of years, I was working four days a week and able to make it a bit more. There were times when I came here every weekend, and other times I would not visit for several months. 

I just knew in my heart that I had a pad in Mexico and did not need to jump on a plane to get my fix. It was almost too convenient for playtime in Mexico at times.

Fast forward to 2024, I had an awesome plan to work here part-time, or so I thought.

I had just spent four months working in Hawaii under the radar, so I thought, why not Mexico? I prepared an office with backup power and bought Starlink Internet. I wanted to ensure I had my bases covered if there was a power or internet issue, so I could run my office. The only thing I never considered was a backup job, LOL.

I set up my office during Christmas 2023, and everything was ready to go in January.

I got an email invite on February 1st, 2024, to attend a mandatory meeting. This was the same week the media announced we would be laying off. It did not take much thought to figure out I was toast.

My first thought was, Thank God I had a place to stay, as my Airbnb in Mesa, AZ, was rented for another three months.

I was still pissed that I invested all that money in an office, but shit happens, and I hated the job anyway. I was just biding my time with healthcare and needed 2-3 more years.

I was given a decent severance package and six months of healthcare to figure out my next move. My next move was always the same: I took a trip to Central and South America.

OK – now that you have the full story, here are some pictures of my Mexico pad, as I like to call it. 

Judgers remember, your one-night cost more than my full month’s rent ($5 a night to be precise). 🤑5

I set the place up to make it feel like home, even though it is tiny. As mentioned, I set up an office with backup power and internet if there was an issue.

I hung a 50″ TV, a kickass Sonos speaker, a laptop, and a tablet, so I was electronically set up.

I had my paddleboard on the wall again, a fat tire bike, golf clubs, a snorkel, and fishing gear ready. I have not touched any of them yet. Honestly, they make me feel younger and ready to use if I get off my computer. 

I bought a comfy mattress, beer fridge, air fryer, microwave, BBQ, Kand eurig.

 

People tell me; that nobody wants to travel like you. I take it like a compliment from the airport there frosty. ☃️ LOL!!

The thing that sticks with me is that people also compare me to my mom.  

She was a simple Ukrainian who lived the same way in retirement. She lived in a small trailer in Yuma, AZ., and did a lot of things herself, just like me. If they don’t like it, they can kiss my ass was one of her mottos later in life!

Mom was lucky enough to spend over 15 years as a snowbird, living until 84. Seems like a good way to live to me,e anI d take it as a compliment.  I miss you every day, Mom, and I am bragging, not complaining! 

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Cebu, Philippines

 I spent five weeks in the Philippines Islands in the fall of 2024. It reminded me of the importance of slow travel as I was able to immerse myself in The Philippines culture with a home base the entire time. 

I rented an Airbnb studio condo for the full five weeks in Cebu City:

It reminded me of the awesome feeling of learning a new city and not having to rush.

I was able to live like a local and able to take advantage of the inexpensive lifestyle.

I was bringing American dollars, and everything was in Philippine pesos making everything super inexpensive. I had a local barber that I used every Monday for a $5 hot shave, drop-off laundry service was $4 a week, and a fast-food meal was a few dollars a week to give you an idea.  

Everything you would do was so much cheaper too! I would get a chair massage almost daily $5 including a great tip.  Going out to eat was amazing too as Cebu is a call center hub.  Since they worked the overnight shift to support the Americas, everything was always open to keep the city moving.  

I would see people going to work at 8 PM with McDonald’s breakfast and coffee, for example.

I could get my favorite Korean BBQ or noodle fix 24/7/365 at a fraction of the cost of back home. The next time you check your credit card bill or warranty and get to the Philippines, just know they are eating well, LOL.

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Abu Dabhi, UAE

I have always seen the Emirates football (soccer) jerseys and Emirates Airlines’ amazing first-class service on social media. An Uber driver once told me it was not expensive, and I have been intrigued ever since.

When I bought the Wizz Air all-you-can-fly pass, Abu Dhabi and Dubai were at the top of the list. When I planned my European trip in the fall of 2024, I kept checking the standby availability and accommodation options. I was able to make it happen after Austria with a little logistics. I took a Flix bus from Vienna to downtown Budapest, Hungary, and an Uber to the airport. Once I arrived (hungover AF), I had a few hours to spare for my six-hour direct flight. Holy shit, it was happening!

I did not land in Abu Dhabi until later at night and was without a phone charger that was left on the bus in Budapest. After some currency math, I bought a $3 USB charger for 25 dollars at the Abu Dhabi airport. That allowed me to grab an Uber to my hostel. I grabbed my USD 30, 30-minute Uber and was on my way after the long self-inflicted, but I was knocking out a huge bucket list item.

Arriving at my hostel after midnight, it was already quiet time, which is normally 10 PM – 8 AM, unless you’re at a party hostel like the Mad Monkey I stayed at in Palawan, Philippines, as there was no quiet time. Damn kids, get off my lawn, LOL!

I was still fired up from the reality I was actually in Abu Dabhi and got to visit Dubai too. I went outside as they had a nice courtyard to relax. The first person I met was who we all called Bahrain as that is where he was from and that was easy to remember, and what an absolute GEM. He was wearing a traditional men’s abaya, smoking cigarettes, and drinking a beer.

If you know the culture, this is not normal, so he became my best friend immediately. We talked for a while and then both made our way to our shared room. It had seven single beds with an IKEA-type shelf for each, with a lock assigned to each bed. I unloaded my stuff as quietly as possible and hit the sack for about 4 minutes. The dude in the next bed was snoring like a chainsaw. As a reference, I am almost deaf in my right ear and could hear him through the pillow with my left ear, LOL.

This guy was Syria, my next best friend in the hostel after we hashed out the snoring in the morning, which entailed “go get a hotel if you do not like it,” which was fair, LOL.

Over the next several years,Baharan, Seria, and I would spend a good amount of time talking.

Baharan (left) could not speak English so a lot needed interpreting, but his body language and animation made it pretty clear what was going on at most times. I was constantly laughing at him, and he knew it so kept up the entertainment. From a whoop whoop, nope nope, she/he broken, sad/happy face with loud YESS and NOO I got it.

Syria (right) was also an old soul for someone who was only 26 years old, hanging out with Bahran and me in our 50s. He had been through so much in his young years with the war in Palestine that I would not even pretend to understand. Both of his houses and his restaurant were leveled in the fighting.

Some people in UAE would not associate with him because he was Syrian as well. It hurt so bad listening, but he had an amazing no-quit attitude. I got to Facetime with his beautiful fiancé who was in Michigan and could tell how much he loved her and missed her. Great news, I saw on IG that she was in Abu Dabhi, and they got married. I could not have been so happy for him as he deserves so much happiness.

Honestly, I was sad when Syria found a new place but happy for him as it would allow him to save money and start working again. I still got to hang out with Baharan a couple of times, and felt even worse when he dropped me off at the airport a couple of days late, even though his driving was scary AF. He gave me a hag and one of his head garments as we said goodbye:

I was back in London on my way back to America, as I was at the end of my trip after visiting Varna, Bulgaria, Vienna, Austria, Budapest, Hungary, and both London Gatwick and Heathrow areas of London.

I wrote a post on a day trip to a camel farm, and here are a few of those pictures:

The amazing architecture in Abu Dhabi is almost impossible to share, so I added a Google link here to help share what I saw in the five days I was there. I also made a day trip to Dubai, but I will post about that amazing trip.

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Bohol, Philippines – What a beauty!

This was my first ferry road trip after spending my first week in Cebu. I had been on several boats in the past, traversing the Island in Thailand, so I was prepared, plus almost everyone speaks English.  I woke up one morning at 3 AM, as adjusting to the 13-hour time difference was horrible.  I packed a knapsack, took a shower, and was off to the local bus station.  I took a 3:30 bus, arrived at the terminal at 4:30, and bought a ticket for the 5:10 AM to Tagbilaran, which was the first stop.  

They transferred us all to a bus for the remaining trip.

Once I got off the bus after the ferry ride, I needed to take a 20-minute tuk tuk ride.  I had been on many tuk tuks in the past in Thailand, but this was my first in The Philippines to get to Alona beach. 

I was a little on edge with little sleep as might be able to tell in the video but normally feel safe.  

Once I got settled in my $ 15-a-night Airbnb, it was time to check out the beach area which brings me to a long-winded hockey story.  

* If you are already ready for the Edmonton Oiler blog, you might want to skip it.  

** A lot of my stories are long-winded often running out of brain processor speed and switching between seven tabs in my brain telling three other stories. As the kids say IYKYK.

*** Since all of these beaches are beautiful, I often get confused as I took four different ferry trips.

Several years ago, I made a random video in Rocky Point Mexico, and it turned into our friend chat goal song during a couple of Edmonton Oiler playoff runs.  Well, they created a monster as I have been trying to find the next goal song using the same guy a couple of years later.

The first video is the one that caught on during the exciting goals along with Oiler good luck charm Kait! 

I even made two more renditions with the same Mexican guy for good luck, nope!  They won’t even play the original as they are probably tired of me trying.

Most people would give up but, I am just annoying that way so keep trying!  Here are some really talented kids from Bohol, Philippines that I recruited.  Just like a new post with zero likes, nope, nope and IPA drunk nope. 

Like Mi Amigo, the kids thought I was as crazy too but loved the great TIPs! 

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Honolulu, Hawaii – working incognito …

I have stayed in the same Honolulu Airbnb three times, and I love it!  I stayed there for two months to start 2023 working incognito.  My AZ condo was rented on Airbnb, so it was like an awesome house swap while living in Hawaii.

It was perfect for me as I was only home to sleep and work; otherwise, I was touring the island or fishing in Kona, and I wrote a post about the amazing fishing here

It is a studio with a single bed in a complex that has five units with a shared bathroom and kitchen. There is occupancy, a nd it is not in the best area near Chinatown, but I have never had an issue, as I am normally home by dark or soon after.  

I was working incognito in Hawaii for three months, which was awesome as I only worked a four-day week.  

I spent the first six weeks in Kona and the second six weeks here in Honolulu.  I normally like to pack light but, I brought two container of crap this time.  Just to be fair, one was my home office, and stuff that was needed day-to-day work.  Thanks, Southwest Airlines, for the two free bags/containers so I could work seamlessly under the radar in paradise.  

As you can see, I even brought the Keurig and watched sports the whole day while working!  Thanks Phil!! 

I also brought my slow cooker as I knew I would be eating at home four days a week.  I would go to the grocery store down the street and get different flavors of fresh ahi tuna.  I would eat it with rice and then eat the leftovers almost every single day!  So fresh, affordable and awesome with a local beer.

The walk to the bus stop is five minutes with buses going directly to Waikiki in 30 minutes or the North Shore in two hours. 

I have taken both buses many times for $2.50, packing a cooler, hammock, and lawn chair.  Both beaches are spectacular for different reasons.  Waikiki is famous for Duke’s, but there are always thousands of people packing the beach.

Here is the North Shore experience, which is incredible!  

Surfin’ U.S.A.

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At Waimea Bay (inside, outside)
Everybody’s gone surfin’

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Surfin’ U.S.A.

Grabbing some fresh ahi and a couple of local seltzers between naps is amazing, too!

Here is the Waikiki experience!

My favorite thing to do in Waikiki is catch happy hour at the Yard House, which is 2-5:30 Monday to Friday.  Waikiki is not the cheapest place, so grabbing an early dinner and beer is affordable.  The pole and poke nachos and a Coconut porter brewed in Hawaii are my favorite, as shown below:

After dinner, I stroll down main street and sit at the Mai Tai beach bar or Dukes and listen to live music and the waves. 

There is a fun catamaran that will take you out to make it makes for a perfect day!  Check Groupon for different sailing adventures or cut a cash deal with them if you want to go a few times!  

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NAD Darrell promotion videos!

I had so much fun learning to edit from scratch to prepare NorthAmericanDarrell.com.  

Here are some of the videos that I made so far as teasers for the website launch. Some even cut FB and IG stories, which was scary to start as I did not know WTF I was doing or where this was going.  So far, so good as I am starting to not care what people think, as I am ultimately doing this for myself.  

It is pretty easy to tell which are the newer ones, which gave me the confidence to post some. I am getting a bit better IMO, I hope you like some of them. 

The pictures are all from my travels, I am just getting this party started too!! 🙌

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Getting schnitzeled in Vienna, Austria!

One of my best friends is Austrian, so I made a good attempt to represent, failed, LOL!

I flew to Vienna from Varna, Bulgaria, on my all-you-can-fly pass on Wizz Air.

The flight was delayed six hours, and we sat in the Varna airport. The good thing is that European law states we need to be compensated. I made $300 for a $20 flight, hell yeah!

Make sure you understand the laws, so you do not miss out on compensation. It is available in Canada, USA and Europe and wrote a post here to explain the parameters. 

Essentially, it has to be outside the airline’s control, so weather will not work, which is most of the delays.

Just familiarize yourself with them and do not use a third party to collect, as they will take a cut for simply filling in an online form.  I will get paid to sit in an airport bar any day, LOL!

I finally arrived in Vienna well after midnight and checked into my Airbnb. It was an overpriced bedroom that only fit the bed and nightstand. I did not mind and slept like a dog for 12 hours.

The problem is that when I woke up, it was time to check out, and the owner wanted $200 for another night, as it was a holiday. There was zero chance that was happening, so I found an amazing hostel down the road. 

Europe is known for its hostels, and people from all age groups use them, but this one was beyond recommendation. It had over a hundred rooms of all types and prices. I spent the first night in a studio for $75, which was over budget. That’s USD 2300 a month for anyone who feels that they need to judge me from first class while I am back here in coach.

The next two nights, I spent in a dorm room for $35 a night. I drank with the owner the last night, so sleeping was not a problem, even though my bunkmate was from Iraq and appeared shady.  I do not like to judge a book by its cover, but I read the CColes/cliffnotes about the war.

I pre-walked my route which I normally do with early morning travel, so I was half assed responsible. I needed to be up at crack ass to catch a bus, so I never slept much, so du.

Here are some more pictures of Vienna before I left with my tail between my legs.  I will be back, guaranteed, but I will head up north to the mountains and rethink drinking with those crazy Austrians next time, LOL!  

That is the largest train station, amazing menu where I ate twice and how clean it looked on a walking only street.

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Retiring early with residual income sources!

People often wonder how I can take a run at retirement at 52. I call it taking a run at retirement, as I honestly don’t know how things are going to work out. Some days feel great, others not so much, watching the stock market go up and down almost a percent daily.  I just know that I do not want to wait to travel with compression socks and flip-flops, LOL.

I will share how I was able to make it happen, as it took some luck and heartbreak.

First and foremost, I never got married or had any kids (that I know of traveling, LOL) in my life. I also jokingly say that I got divorced three times before getting married when people ask why.

It is sometimes hard watching friends and family get married and have kids living the life we were taught to live by generations. Watching their kids play sports was the hardest part.

I can live without the getting married part based on my history and statistics.

I can recall so many instances that would have had me stuck in a shitty situation keeping it real for me.

OK, let’s get down to business and talk about residual income sources now that you know my history.

Residual income is the income that remains after subtracting all costs of capital.

Sources of residual income include:

Real estate investing, such as leasing or renting out a property,

Stocks and bonds that pay dividends or interest in my buckets are explained below ✅

– Royalties from intellectual properties, such as books, music, movies, or patents, ❎

(I always said I was going to write a book or blog) “NAD – A legend in my mind!” ✅

Donations or royalties from advertisements on a blog or website (buy me a beer! LOL) ✅

Compound interest paid on investment accounts, or what I call buckets below. ✅

I have used all of these over my lifetime, with some working and others tanking.  

Let’s talk about the bad before getting to the good stuff.  I worked for a company for 18 years that had a problem with cooking the books.  I would put 10% of my pay towards my RRSP/401K, and the company would match 6% for a lot of those years, which worked out.  

The problem was that I would put more money into the company stock throughout the years.  I also received stock bonuses along the way, making this account grow fast on paper, I thought!

“At its height, Nortel accounted for more than a third of the total valuation of all the companies listed on the Toronto Stock Exchange (TSX), employing 94,500 worldwide, with 25,900 in Canada alone. Nortel’s market capitalization fell from C$398 billion in September 2000 to less than C$5 billion in August 2002, as Nortel’s stock price plunged from C$124 to C$0.47. When Nortel’s stock crashed, it took with it a wide swath of Canadian investors and pension funds and left 60,000 Nortel employees unemployed. Roth was criticized after it was revealed that he cashed in his stock options for a personal gain of C$135 million in 2000 alone.”

Well shit, that was a couple hundred thousand stock dollars on paper, gonzo Malonzo! The amazing part is that I was able to keep my job for another 12 years and recover.

I learned so much from losing all of that money at a young age, and I needed to be aggressive to make it back.

I somehow stumbled across the bucket system:

“A time-tested strategy many investors use is called the ‘bucket’ system, which, when implemented correctly, guarantees income in the short term while setting your longer-term investments up for longer-term success”.
 

It essentially means, pile money in different buckets to use at different times.  My buckets were based on early retirement; “bucket one 55-62”, “bucket two 62-67” and bucket three “67-six feet under or in my case shot into space. 

Someone call Elon, LOL!

I found an investment firm that would help me implement this strategy.  The plan was to work until 55, but I was laid off at 52, so “taking a run at retirement,” as I already mentioned.

The hard part, filling the buckets so the power of compound interest can do its thing:

Bucket one 55-62: This was a house that I bought in 2003 when I moved to Atlanta. I left in 2010, and I was able to rent it to the same person for over ten years.  He paid down the mortgage, and then he eventually bought it. I bought into a 15-year mortgage, so aggressively paying it down and selling it worked well.

Bucket two 62-67: I moved from Atlanta to Charlotte in 2010 and bought an acreage.  It had a house in the front and a three-car garage in the back with a loft above.  I was able to rent the front house to cover the mortgage. I lived in the loft and played around in the massive garage for free.  I would spend a lot of money and sweat equity to prepare the property to flip, which happened when I was laid off in 2015.   This also worked out well for me!

Bucket three 67-X: This was the traditional retirement fund that I cannot touch until I am sixty-two but shooting for sixty-seven.  I can access it at any time after 59 1/2 depending on how the other buckets are doing. I can also decide when to take my social security and Canadian pension plan as I am eligible for both. 

I plan to take Social Security at 67 to max out the return.  Did you know that payday can be ~30% higher if you can wait until 67.

Another source of income is the condo I bought in Arizona during the recession in 2008

As mentioned, I kept my job throughout the recession and recovery, and I was able to pay cash for the amazing AZ condo I live in now.  I paid $52,500 for a one-bedroom that is now worth over $ 200 K.  How is that for a return on investment while renting it out!! 

I do not plan to sell this condo, but it is another option for me to supplement my travels. It is currently on Airbnb for snowbirds, and the proceeds help me get to bucket one.

Well, there you have it!  I set up my buckets based on my timeline and the money needed to retire early. Bought and sold real estate and Airbnb my condo based on this strategy. 

A solo slow traveler, vlogger, geoarbitragee, and a legend in my mind. 

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Great white north, Edmonton!

Edmonton is all I knew growing up and I loved it! The problem, when I traveled, I realized that there was more to life than Edmonton. I often wonder if I made the right decision.

I left Edmonton for the first time after high school to work in a friend’s dad’s bar in Calgary in my early 20s. I hated it, I did not belong in Calgary, and never really felt comfortable living the bar life. We would get up in the afternoon, go get all-you-can-eat pizza at Pizza Hut, and then go back to the bar almost every day.

I credit my Calgary experience for that epidemy of going back to school which helped get my life on track. I remember working with a bartender, “Downstairs Jim” as that is the bar he worked at in a two-level bar. He whittled pencils to make extra money, and we would talk about life. I remember thinking, I need to figure my life out quickly, so I do not have to whittle pencils, LOL!

Ironically, I would move back to Calgary after graduating from College to start my Telecom career in 2006. This time was different, I had a career and a stable paycheck. Ironically, I would still travel back to Edmonton on the weekends instead of enjoying Calgary and Banff, which I still regret to this day.

I had a great group of friends who I still keep in touch with to this day in a hockey chat. 

Here are before and after pictures of them and their wives and me with duck lips at a ballgame! Under that hat, I have hair too unlike that married crew, what happened boys? 

I know I piss them off but sometimes but, I do not know what I would do without them! 

Cheers and Go Oilers Go!!

We grew up watching the Edmonton Oilers win five Championship in seven years.  Looking back, it really screwed us over as they have not won a Championship since, and we all watch most of the game since.  That is 35 years of watching losing hockey until 2006 and 2024 when they lost in game seven of the finals just to fuck with us a little bit more.

I am pretty sure we are all obsessed with Edmonton Oilers hockey even though I might be the only one to admit it.  We have a friends chat that is used for a lot of games.  It often goes dormant so I threw crazy shit in there often.

Everyone in there played hockey so it is like bringing a knife to a fun fight!

Since the Oilers have sucked for so long, we have had a bit more fun the last several years.  I created a goal song that stuck as I wrote in the Bohol blog but it deserves another share here.  Make sure you check out the Bohol story as there are three more hockey clips by young kiddos on the beach. 

Here are the three that I created in Mexico with the first one making the cut and the others well, not so much! LOL 

Like Johnny Fever, I just kept getting better with alcohol!  I loved that show and as God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, LOL.

I actually thought about moving back part-time in 2019 when I met an old friend. It never worked out but a good experience for me to tell that I would not be happy in Edmonton.  I am sure people die in minutes in the cold weather and drowning.  

I will just take my chances with a margarita!