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Getting schnitzeled in Vienna, Austria!

One of my best friends is Austrian so I made a good attempt to represent, failed, LOL!

I flew to Vienna from Varna, Bulgaria on my all you can fly pass on Wizz airlines.

The flight was delayed six hours, and we sat in the Varna airport. The good thing is that European law states we need to be compensated. I made $300 for a $20 flight, hell yeah!

Make sure you understand the laws, so you do not miss out on compensation. It is available in Canada, USA and Europe and wrote a post here to explain the parameters. 

Essentially, it has to be outside the airlines controllables so weather will not work which is most of the delays.

Just familiarize yourself with them and do not use a third party to collect as they will take a cut for simply filling in an online form.  I will get paid to sit in an airport bar any day, LOL!

I finally arrived in Vienna well after midnight and checked into my Airbnb. It was an overpriced bedroom that only fit the bed and nightstand. I did not mind and slept like a dog for 12 hours.

The problem is that when I woke up, it was time to check out, and the owner wanted $200 for another night as it was a holiday. There was zero chance that was happening, so I found an amazing hostel down the road. 

Europe is known for its hostels and people from all age groups use them, but this one was beyond recommendation. It had over a hundred rooms of all types and prices. I spend the first night in a studio for $75 which was over budget. That’s $2300 USD a month for anyone that feels that they need to judge me from first class while I am back here in coach.

The next two nights, I spent in a dorm room for $35 a night. I drank with the owner the last night so sleeping was not a problem even though my bunk mate was from Iraq and appeared shady.  I do not like to judge a book by its cover, but I read the Coles / cliff notes about the war.

I pre-walked my route which I normally do with early morning travel, so I was half assed responsible. I needed to be up at crack ass to catch a bus, so I never slept much, so du

Here are some more pictures of Vienna before I left with my tail between my legs.  I will be back, guaranteed but I will head up north to the mountains and rethink drinking with those crazy Austrians next time, LOL!  

That is the largest train station, amazing menu where I ate twice and how clean it looked on a walking only street.

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Retiring early with residual income sources!

People often wonder how I can take a run at retirement at 52. I call it taking a run at retirement as I honestly don’t know how things are going to work out. Some days feel great, others not so much watching the stock market go up and down almost a percent daily.  I just know that I do not want to wait to travel with compression socks and flip-flops, LOL.

I will share how I was able to make it happen as it took some luck and heartbreak.

First and foremost, I never got married or had any kids (that I know of traveling, LOL) in my life. I also jokingly say that I got divorced three times before getting married when people ask why.

It is sometimes hard watching friends and family get married and have kids living the life we were taught to live by generations. Watching their kids play sports was the hardest part.

I can live without the getting married part based on my history and statistics.

I can recall so many instances that would have had me stuck in a shitty situation keeping it real for me.

OK, let’s get down to business and talk about residual income sources now that you know my history.

Residual income is the income that remains after subtracting all costs of capital.

Sources of residual income include:

Real estate investing, such as leasing or renting out a property

Stocks and bonds that pay dividends or interest in my buckets are explained below ✅

– Royalties from intellectual properties, such as books, music, movies, or patents ❎

(I always said I was going to write a book or blog) “NAD – A legend in my own mind!” ✅

Donations or royalties from advertisements on a blog or website (buy me a beer! LOL) ✅

Compound interest paid on investment accounts or what I call buckets below. ✅

I have used all of these over my lifetime with some working and others tanking.  

Let’s talk about the bad before getting to the good stuff.  I worked for a company for 18 years that had a problem with cooking the books.  I would put 10% of my pay towards my RRSP/401K and the company would match 6% for a lot of those years which worked out.  

The problem was that I would put more money into the company stock throughout the years.  I also received stock bonuses along the way making this account grow fast on paper, I thought!

“At its height, Nortel accounted for more than a third of the total valuation of all the companies listed on the Toronto Stock Exchange (TSX), employing 94,500 worldwide, with 25,900 in Canada alone. Nortel’s market capitalization fell from C$398 billion in September 2000 to less than C$5 billion in August 2002, as Nortel’s stock price plunged from C$124 to C$0.47. When Nortel’s stock crashed, it took with it a wide swath of Canadian investors and pension funds and left 60,000 Nortel employees unemployed. Roth was criticized after it was revealed that he cashed in his own stock options for a personal gain of C$135 million in 2000 alone”

Well shit, that was a couple hundred thousand stock dollars on paper, gonzo Malonzo! The amazing part is that I was able to keep my job for another 12 years and recover.

I learned so much from losing all of that money at a young age, and I needed to be aggressive to make it back.

I somehow stumbled across the bucket system:

“A time-tested strategy many investors use is called the “bucket” system, which, when implemented correctly, guarantees income in the short term while setting your longer-term investments up for longer-term success”.
 

It essentially means, pile money in different buckets to use at different times.  My buckets were based on early retirement; “bucket one 55-62”, “bucket two 62-67” and bucket three “67-six feet under or in my case shot into space. 

Someone call Elon, LOL!

I found an investment firm that would help me implement this strategy.  The plan was to work until 55 but was laid off at 52 so “taking a run at retirement” as I already mentioned.

The hard part, filling the buckets so the power of compound interest can do its thing:

Bucket one 55-62: This was a house that I bought in 2003 when I moved to Atlanta. I left in 2010, and I was able to rent it to the same person for over ten years.  He paid down the mortgage and then he eventually bought it. I bought into a 15-year mortgage so aggressively paying it down and selling it worked well.

Bucket two 62-67: I moved from Atlanta to Charlotte in 2010 and bought an acreage.  It had a house in the front and a three-car garage in the back with a loft above.  I was able to rent the front house to cover the mortgage. I lived in the loft and played around in the massive garage for free.  I would spend a lot of money and sweat equity to prepare the property to flip which happened when I was laid off in 2015.   This also worked out well for me too!

Bucket three 67-X: This was the traditional retirement fund that I cannot touch until I am sixty-two but shooting for sixty-seven.  I can access it at any time after 59 1/2 depending on how the other buckets are doing. I can also decide when to take my social security and Canadian pension plan as I am eligible for both. 

I plan to take Social Security at 67 to max out the return.  Did you know that payday can be ~30% higher if you can wait until 67?

Another source of income is the condo I bought in Arizona during the recession in 2008

As mentioned, I kept my job throughout the recession and recovery, and I was able to pay cash for the amazing AZ condo I live in now.  I paid $52,500 for a one-bedroom that is now worth over $200K.  How is that for a return on investment while renting it out!! 

I do not plan to sell this condo, but it is another option for me to supplement my travels. It is currently on Airbnb for snowbirds and the proceeds help me get to bucket one.

Well, there you have it!  I set up my buckets based on my timeline and the money needed to retire early. Bought and sold real estate and Airbnb my condo based on this strategy. 

A solo slow traveler, vlogger, geo arbitrage, and a legend in my mind. 

 

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Great white north, Edmonton!

Edmonton is all I knew growing up and I loved it! The problem, when I traveled, I realized that there was more to life than Edmonton. I often wonder if I made the right decision.

I left Edmonton for the first time after high school to work in a friend’s dad’s bar in Calgary in early my 20s. I hated it, I did not belong in Calgary and never really felt comfortable living the bar life. We would get up in the afternoon, go get all-you-can-eat pizza at Pizza Hut, and then go back to the bar almost every day.

I credit my Calgary experience for that epidemy of going back to school which helped get my life on track. I remember working with a bartender, “Downstairs Jim” as that is the bar he worked at in a two-level bar. He whittled pencils to make extra money, and we would talk about life. I remember thinking, I need to figure my life out quickly, so I do not have to whittle pencils, LOL!

Ironically, I would move back to Calgary after graduating College to start my Telecom career in 2006. This time was different, I had a career and a stable paycheck. Ironically, I would still travel back to Edmonton on the weekends instead of enjoying Calgary and Banff which I still regret to this day.

I had a great group of friends who I still keep in touch with to this day in a hockey chat. 

Here are before and after pictures of them and their wives and me with duck lips at a ballgame! Under that hat, I have hair too unlike that married crew, what happened boys? 

I know I piss them off but sometimes but, I do not know what I would do without them! 

Cheers and Go Oilers Go!!

We grew up watching the Edmonton Oilers win five Championship in seven years.  Looking back, it really screwed us over as they have not won a Championship since, and we all watch most of the game since.  That is 35 years of watching losing hockey until 2006 and 2024 when they lost in game seven of the finals just to fuck with us a little bit more.

I am pretty sure we are all obsessed with Edmonton Oilers hockey even though I might be the only one to admit it.  We have a friends chat that is used for a lot of games.  It often goes dormant so I threw crazy shit in there often.

Everyone in there played hockey so it is like bringing a knife to a fun fight!

Since the Oilers have sucked for so long, we have had a bit more fun the last several years.  I created a goal song that stuck as I wrote in the Bohol blog but it deserves another share here.  Make sure you check out the Bohol story as there are three more hockey clips by young kiddos on the beach. 

Here are the three that I created in Mexico with the first one making the cut and the others well, not so much! LOL 

Like Johnny Fever, I just kept getting better with alcohol!  I loved that show and as God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, LOL.

I actually thought about moving back part-time in 2019 when I met an old friend. It never worked out but a good experience for me to tell that I would not be happy in Edmonton.  I am sure people die in minutes in the cold weather and drowning.  

I will just take my chances with a margarita!

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How cheap can you really live? $500 USD a month!

My travel budget is USD 2000 a month and I have all the time in the world which will allow me to go to most places in the world.  I cannot help you with time but, I can sure help you with the money part. If you are willing to live the slow travel nomadic lifestyle full or even part-time to get away from the snow.  

You can amerce yourself into a new culture and be a legend in your mind too, LOL!  I also know it’s not for everyone but neither is the bullshit inflation in North America!

I was introduced to slow travel on YouTube and stumbled upon Dan’s website and YouTube channel and immediately became addicted.  How could someone travel so inexpensively and visit so many amazing places too? Seems impossible! Well, it is far from impossible!

The below video shows Dan interviewing someone who is living under USD 500 a month and loving life too.  It is not for me and might not be for you, but it is incredible!

If this is something that intrigues you, Dan has 900+ videos of how to retire abroad!

* I chatted with Dan, and he permitted me to share information from his site!  You will see it in other posts as well so you may as well go get the milk from the cow so bookmark him!

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Alice the camel has … go Alice go!!!

One of my goals in visiting the United Emirates was to ride a camel just like my favorite cartoon!

I did not get to ride a camel but did visit a camel farm on the outskirts of Abu Dabhi.  I was just like the movies; the camels in the Desert are for real, they were everywhere!

I never pay for an excursion anywhere in the world as it goes against my life-like aspirations. 

My Uber driver told me, you’re a dumbass and I will cut you a deal. Fair enough, I can be a dumbass trying to save money. He did cut me a deal for the day to find a camel farm. 

It was awesome as they are such interesting animals and my driver gave me a great tour explaining their importance locally.  We also visited a camel racing track where these guys will run 8 km with big money betting from the rich culture within the area.   

Those were to good days and if you think this is silly …

Bugs Bunny is smarter than most of us!

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Boat tour off Koh Phi Phi, Thailand!

I consider my six-week trip to Thailand in 2021 as being free!

It was my fifth anniversary working for PayPal and I was eligible for my four-week sabbatical.  I tacked on two weeks of vacation and also rented my AZ condo on Airbnb the entire time.  How sweet of a deal was that setup!

January 2021, Thailand was reopening for tourists after COVID-19.  There were so many strict rules, but as always 90% of the stuff we worry about never happens.

Bring a negative COVID test within 48 hours of departure. ✅

Buy travel insurance that covers COVID. ✅

Take a COVID test once arriving at the hotel in Bangkok. ✅

Locked down in a hotel until the test came back negative in 48 hours. ✅

I would be fed three amazing meals a day delivered to my door. ✅✅✅

Allowed to wander around the hotel grounds during lockdown. ✅

Pretty amazing time-out to take care of the 14-hour time difference and jet lag! 

Once I received a clear email from the Thai government, I was off to tour Bangkok for two days before leaving. I would be back on my way home to finish touring the city.  

I left for my island hoping for adventures in the following days: Koh Samui, Koh, Phagan, Koh Tao, Phuket, and the topic of this post, my absolute favorite island in Thailand, Koh Phi Phi Island!

Unsure whether or not to jump! Damn rights, that was a long way up for a big boy!  

Watch for the body, UGH that’s a long way up for a big boy, LOL!

This was an amazing boat ride I took to tour the islands around Koh Fi Fi. We snorkeled and visited several bays in the area including the famous Maya Bay where the movie “The Beach” was filmed.  Although it was closed for swimming due to preservation, it was beautiful!

Here are some professional pictures from Google:

Since there was no swimming allowed, you could see all sorts of fishing including sharks from land.  It made it that much better seeing it unspoiled by tourists IMO. I will be back to swim!

Here are some less glamourous shots I took but it looks just as amazing!

I am also not much for snorkeling as I am claustrophobic. I survived and did not drop my GoPro while hyperventilating due to kicking so much, LOL!  

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Facebook memories around the world!

Facebook memories will often share mashed-up travel memories which is why I created a section called travel memories.  I will paste the memories as they are shared, I want them all in one place and this is perfect. 

This is a great mashed-up memory that covers so many amazing posts around the world.

Puerto Vallarta, Lake Paddle/Hawes hiking trail amazing sunsets, camping with my rooftop tent, Kona/Honolulu, Rocky Point and Lima sunsets, Philippines ferry ride, Vienna, Austria walk, and the last one is the spectacular Dubai harbor.

Seeing them all together makes me realize how fun it is to share my amazing travels here!

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London, UK layover!

 

I was able to spend London on my way back home on a trip in the fall of 2024.  I had been to London a few times, but it was always a great experience. It felt a bit different without the Queen when I landed. I took the train from Gatwick to central London Picadilly tube station.

Here are some shots I took of typical London pubs which are on most corners:

After I got off the tube, I walked to London bridge which was neat to see again.  It is always a challenge to tourists in London as traffic flows the opposite direction.  You will see “look right” signs at cross walks and almost got hit my first time there.

I found a great hostel near the bus station that I was taking to Heathrow. I needed to leave early for the airport to catch my flight but made the most of it. An old friend was flying me home on her passes, I couldn’t mess up, or she would not fly my ass anywhere again.

Everything worked out awesome and the AA agent gave me a bulkhead seat with a ton of leg room.  That is something that never happens as I fly cheap ass discount airlines.

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All-inclusive vacation and cruises – I do not get it?

I have never been a fan of all-inclusive vacations, and it is not only the extraordinary costs involved.

Let me see if I can frame it properly with my bad attitude on the topic:

  1. You head to the airport and have a few drinks at the airport lounge.
  2. Land in Puerto Vallarta and someone picks you up and shuffles you to an amazing resort.
  3. You mingle with other people from your own country and overeat buffet food.
  4. If you’re lucky, you can get a reservation for a steakhouse.
  5. You have to pay hundreds of dollars to do anything fun outside of the resort.
  6. Seven days later, you get back in the van and go back to the airport to go home.

I want to stress the amazing resort part as that is what people want to do on vacation, relax. I get that part 100%, you get pampered and get to lay around while gorging on amazing drinks and food.

What if you did things a little bit different so you actually experienced the country you are visiting:

  1. You head to the airport and have a few drinks at the airport lounge.
  2. You land in Puerto Vallarta and grab local transportation or a taxi to your Airbnb.
  3. I take the bus (50 cents) located outside the airport or Uber ($10) to get to the PV Malecon area.
  4. Unpack your bags at one of hundreds of Airbnb choices under $1000 a month.
  5. Head to my favorite local restaurant or food carts and grab a $2 taco and OXXO for $2 drinks.
  6. Wake-up each day with a plan to visit the local museums, points of interest, etc.
  7. One or two days, you buy a wristband to go sit at different resorts. (PV example in link).

Advantages:

  1. Amerce yourself in the local culture and live like a local.
  2. Try different restaurants including family food carts which are normally the best experience.
  3. Hit the local points of interest in PV including free things to do too.
  4. Take location transportation to the many surrounding towns to explore. (Bucerias/Neuvo Vallarta).
  5. Live like a local, they can do it for a few hundred dollars a month.
  6. Doing something crazy, grab a $50 6-hour redeye bus ride and head to Mazatlán for the day.

Sounds exhausting, I know but sitting around shuffling yourself from pool to food for seven days and seeing nothing? It just seems like a waste to me but again, each their own and I am here to share ideas.

My monthly travel budget for a month is about $2000 USD and it can be done for less around the world.

Approximate PV costs: $800 monthly rent, $300 groceries and alcohol (dirt cheap), $500 eating out, and another $400 miscellaneous. Rent would probably be the same for two weeks as there is normally a monthly discount at most Airbnb’s. If you have two people, the cost would be about $3000 total, again it is an estimate as everyone lives differently. I am just here to show that there are options out there.

Here is an example of the all-inclusive in PV, Mexico for example purposes only:

MARCH 3 – 10 – $3256 PER ADULT

MARCH 11 – 18 – direct $2898 PER ADULT

MARCH 19 – 26 – $2856 PER ADUT

MARCH 20 – 27 $2779 PER ADULT

I realize that you can find a seat sale for a lot less but made it extreme to prove my point.

If you had the time, you could stay in Mexico two two-plus months for a lot less money. Find a deal on a two-month condo lease for $500-$700 and use the $2500+ difference to live like a king and save a ton of money. Send me a WhatsApp or email from the homepage if you want more examples!